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chronically online npc

Someone who’s always online. They speak in generic internet comments due to the fact they’re easily influenced by everything, and they have no original thoughts.
Chronically Online NPC: The UK is a third world country.

Human: What makes you say that?

Chronically Online NPC: Who could bring a child into this world?

Human: Why wouldn’t you?

Chronically Online NPC: The UK isn’t the UK anymore.

Human: huh?

Chronically Online NPC: It’s the usual types.

Human: …are you ok? You sound like every internet comment ever.

Chronically Online NPC: I’m on a calorie deficit.
by Race relations October 31, 2025
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chronically tired

Someone who is just... tired. ALWAYS. TIRED.
They get 24 hours of sleep? Still tired.
Drink 10 cups of coffee? Still tired.
Ice cold water on their head? Still tired.
Person 1: I literally like, sleep for 17 hours a day, and I'm STILL FRICKING TIRED.

Person 2: I think you're just chronically tired.

Person 1: ...:c
by lunarharmonyx December 15, 2025
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Giro Chron

Giro Chron (Gee·row Kr·ons)
Adj. Informal

1. Chronic herb that can be considered "sub-par."
2. Buds that are generally cheap and low in THC content.
3. Any marijuana substance that results in headache when smoked.
By now you should be able to effectively identify and avoid "Giro Chron" without an example.
by Durka Khalid-Al-Farwazi July 6, 2007
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Cosby Chronic

The brown, toasted, remains of weed after being smoked through a vaporizer.

Commonly stored and stashed away in the event of a dry spell.
Stoner 1: Dude, please tell me you're holdin'!
Stoner 2: Nope, but I've got some Cosby Chronic we can smoke!
by Papawoot July 21, 2012
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a chron

Someone known as the lower, more idiotic mother fucker who smokes to much gas.
Damn jaden smoking to much fire bud has you acting like a chron.
by lit for life October 7, 2016
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Holy Caron

Holy Caron!!!
Who's Caron and why is she holy???
Cause she a child of god.
by Carl275 June 22, 2016
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Owen Caron

A fucking straight up savage don't mess with him or he will stand up to you.He is really cute and a straight up badass like no one will be like him he is a great person and so nice he will do anything for the girl he loves he loves Nature. Don't mess with his family especially his dad he will beat your ass well Owen is really nice . Wow one time he almost fought this kid for hitting his friend.
WOW You will never be a Owen Caron
by WOWBRAHOBC September 25, 2017
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