coon

a disgusting creature who eats watermelon

"get out of my trashcan you filthy coon"

by mjhnbgff June 23, 2022

coon-wannabe

it is where a where white people who try to be black but it does not work out , also it is sometimes called a raccoon

man, look at billy being some coon-wannabe

by cmslava101 February 21, 2017

Coon

The word Coon is commonly used to tell someone that he/she is a nasty raccoon, or an fattass ,a filthy thief or you could use it to censor the word cunt.

(Person A drops hotpocket and eats it any way) person B : u are such a fucking nasty ass sheit eating Coon.b

by Memeredeem June 3, 2018

Coon

The act of bringing a empty briefcase with you wherever you go in hopes you can hook up with a negative 22 (hella ugly girl) at a shitty dive bar in Manhattan by impressing her with your dumb, empty briefcase.

Person 1: yo, bro
Person 2: yeah, man? What's up?
Person 1: you tryna coon it up after work?
Person 2: yeah. Bet. Lemme grab my briefcase and be on my way.

by El Barto 001 July 3, 2021

Coon

A person who is ignorant.

You are unaware of systemic racism, therefore you are a coon.

by kydeelou May 8, 2021

Coon

According to Mr. Hudson, a buddy or pal. Anyone can be a coon

Cohen is a coon

by Huudywuudy March 11, 2019

Cooning

The act of going to a cancer hospital and sexually assaulting black patients while spinning them.
This term originated on an online forum in 2006 when a user posted a degenerative video of a 30 year old man skull fucking a black patient while saying “Damn, you spin like a bayblade.”

Dahmer went cooning at the local hospital.

by Dr. Doomass February 1, 2024