Breakfast cookies

Noun
Morning sex

Matt slept over last night and we had breakfast cookies at sunrise.

by Shannonymous November 12, 2016

Chair Cookie

Someone who contributes absolutely nothing to the world around them but merely sits there.

Student 1: Moe is such a chair cookie!
Student 2: Don't be so harsh. He got a 14 on that last math quiz!
Student 1: Yeah, but the teacher said she'd give us 14 free points for turning it in!
Student 2: Well, at least he turned it in.
Student 1: Actually, I found it on the floor and handed it in for him.

Student 2: Chair cookie.

by News Crew November 27, 2009

wildberry cookie

it's one of the new cookies in cookie run kingdom

P 1: hey do have u have wildberry cookie
p 2: no ):
P 1: ha ha i got him
P 2: f you

by Hi is hello May 10, 2022

penis cookie

"Penis cookie" is what Mars calls people when trying to insult them.

"u penis cookie"

by c.ase_y January 26, 2022

Cookies Iced

When a girls enjoys having a guy cream on the areola of her hot little titties.

1) Mary said" "I like my cookies ICED, he is a hottie in my little kitchen"

2) I iced up her cookies and she went wild!

by Mr Doobie May 8, 2008

Cookie Carver

A newly formed racial slur thats used for asian people as it originates from a popular netflix Korean series called “Squid Game” where theres a challenge where contestants had to carve out a shape from a honeycomb carefully as to not break the shape in order to avoid getting eliminated (killed).

John 1: Hey bro, have you ever wanted to travel to Korea?
John 2: Nah bro, because I don’t like those Cookie Carvers over there

by Fim-Fompples November 5, 2021

cookie math

Using some math to see if a certain amount of (((cookies))) could have been put in the “oven” in a certain amount of time

Matt: I’m having a big potluck in 4 years and I need to bake 6 million cookies, but no matter how I look at it I can’t make it work
James: You should have done your cookie math, man.

by anonymous October 28, 2020