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man control

A fictional version of Birth Control a man can take to make his sperm inactive for the day.
Joe-Dude I gotta go to the store for some condoms
James-why don't you just pop some MAN CONTROL?
by 2savge4u October 12, 2017
mugGet the man controlmug.

birth control breath

After engaging in fellatio and swallowing the resulting ejaculation of sperm, the person who performed the act's breath smells like this. The act of fellatio has resulted in birth control.
by Acey Deucy October 3, 2020
mugGet the birth control breathmug.

remoat control

Refers to da capability of raising and lowering a castle's drawbridge from a separate locale, without having to actually be right near said tiltable ramp to haul in da chains or let them out.
Sharp-eyed enemy archers or musketeers could quite possibly pick off a knight who was attempting to crank up a drawbridge manually, so having said vital operation be remoat controlled would be a lot safer, since said operator would not have to place himself in such "direct" harm's way while performing said attacking-army-thwarting task.
by QuacksO May 30, 2022
mugGet the remoat controlmug.

mirth control

We thought we might enjoy the comedy club but apparently the comedian had taken a mirth control pill and wasn't funny at all.
by Goodmalood December 11, 2008
mugGet the mirth controlmug.

self control

connor: liv doesn’t have self control
by dontbeshyputsummore June 21, 2020
mugGet the self controlmug.

Dirty controller

This is when you are in the sexual intercourse and the male figure takes his controller and proceeds to use it as a dildo for both partners. After sex, he uses the same controller to play Minecraft for one hour before sucking on it again.
Oh baby, wanna try a dirty controller?
by Meduimbigmkl September 20, 2021
mugGet the Dirty controllermug.

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