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Animal control

The news tells you less animals are being surrendered during the pandemic. They weren't being surrendered before the pandemic, people are just home now to keep animal control from taking them from where they live.
If you weren't home at the time, the girl would call animal control to get your pet taken from you, the difference during the pandemic is that people are home that keep that from happening now. Try telling the people who lost their pets it's a morale boost to anyone to have their pets at a shelter somewhere.
by Solid Mantis August 21, 2020
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A saying expressing the boost of combollers(mechanics) from getting new controllers
by Cooldude283837 January 1, 2020
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guilt-control

When someone, or some party, attempts to use the concept of guilt (not necessarily actual guilt) in order to manipulate a person or people, into doing something that would be against their best interest. It's a tactic of manipulation that does not require actual guilt, just the presumption of guilt. Usage of the term asserts against the rhetorical trap of implied guilt, by summarily denying the implied guilt and exposing the guilt as an intended form of control.
party a: 10 years ago you got into that accident, and I know you say it wasn't your fault, but it's probably in our best interest if we never let you drive again.
party b: Your attempts at guilt-control are obvious, so please stop.
by zerowarranty August 16, 2024
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Birth control

You are not being gaslit, lied to, and ignored you stupid Ben Shapiro looking bitch. I am.
Hym "You are not being gaslit about birth control you piece of shit. We are not the same. We are not alike. We are not comparable. You are not too good to fuck me."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
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microplastic control group

The terrifying realization that we live in a society where the world's most powerful individuals couldn't be half-assed to care about plastic waste, and that there are now microplastics inside of every living person on earth.
There is plastic in YOUR testicles RIGHT NOW!

Originated from an attempted science experiment where researchers tried to find the effect of microplastics in humans, but couldn't find anyone without microplastics inside of them
person 1: "bro everyone is so stupid nowadays"
person 2: "microplastic control group ahh situation"
by john blinker September 28, 2025
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control box

n., cun•troll_baucks An excuse for contractors to get inside an unsuspecting customers home to smell their belongings.
"Excuse me ma'am, may I smell- Er, I mean take a look at your control box?"
by Contractor_007 August 24, 2017
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