2 Boxes of condoms and a twix wrapper

A badass song by Utah metalcore band Servants of the sentience and it is about living in an apartment and jacking off

Fuck yeah 2 boxes of condoms and a twix wrapper is badass

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Condom Foot

is what happens when you have a bunch of shitty friends who wrap contraceptives around your feet as you are blackout drunk. Caution- may cut off blood circulation in the foot area.

“K got shitfaced last night, and everyone gave him condom foot.”

by Cay7200 June 14, 2018

Relationship Condom

A form of relationship prevention whereby you casually date someone with the intention of preventing them from committing to another relationship. You may or may not be interested in this person, but what you are certainly interested in is keeping them off the market for the time being

Have you seen Amy is still dating Jonah? Looks like she’s got him in a relationship condom for sure.

by Uniqua_cam July 28, 2021

should've used a condom

This is a new thing people say when someone does something so incredibly stupid and disappointing to the point where the are feeling to go back im time and stop themselves from seeing that disappointment.

(Or it defines someone's child being a hoe/slut/pornstar/onlyfans creator and actually being proud of that)

Some examples of should've used a condom are:
Example 1: someone who enjoys watching skibidi toilet.
Example 2: someone who does something cringe on the internet or irl
Example 3: someone who spreads their nudes online for people to see

by King (from seven deadly sins) November 19, 2023

Canadian Condom

A condom that will be the nicest, softest, condom of all time. WILL LISTEN TO ALL COMMANDS

Girl: TO HARD!! Man: Okay Ill just use my Canadian condom

by Canadian Condom April 24, 2017

Condoms

Something that all people should buy before having sex. These little rubbers will help you not get STD's so next time you go to the store please buy some and don't end up in the hospital with an infection because u didn't want to spend $5 to buy some. Hospital bill will be more expensive.

Kids use Condoms before having sex, Make sure you check it and its still good to use.

by Call_me_daddyy March 12, 2019

Where’s the Condom?

A very risky game that only few are brave enough to play. You start with a condom on. Then during sex you pull it off like David Copperfield and slam it back in without saying a word.

I was smashing that ho from behind and slipped that rubber off. Then after I cummed she was like “Where’s the condom?” I promptly snapped her butthole with it.

by Travis Castle May 28, 2018