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Condoms

Something that all people should buy before having sex. These little rubbers will help you not get STD's so next time you go to the store please buy some and don't end up in the hospital with an infection because u didn't want to spend $5 to buy some. Hospital bill will be more expensive.
Kids use Condoms before having sex, Make sure you check it and its still good to use.
by Call_me_daddyy March 12, 2019
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Condom Leung

Condom Leung is the god of condoms. he likes to say "SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH" a lot and likes broken condoms.
A: What lesson is it?
B: Condom Leung
A: Damn
by 8745Master69 December 10, 2019
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Condom courtesy

If you invite someone to your place to have sexually intercourse, you are the one who need to have the condoms (even if you don't care to use them) this rule apply to all (male/female/and everything else under the rainbow)
(Jack) "Hey thanks for inviting me over, so, shall we take this to the bedroom?"

(Jill) "Sure thing baby, did you bring protection?"

(Jack) "Well yeah but you invited me, you don't have a condom ready to go?."

(Jill) "No, should I?"

(Jack) "Uh, Yeah, it's only condom courtesy!"
by Urbandood69 July 19, 2018
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condomating

having sexual intercourse by using a condom so as to prevent pregnancy. The verb form is condomate.
Condomating is one of the effective contraception methods.
by uttam maharjan October 12, 2011
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beanie baby condom

a bunch of crazy softies whom i love dearly 💜💜
by africkingelf October 22, 2019
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condom jock

A slut who likes to ride a lot of dicks, but is atleast smart enough to use condoms
Guy: ready to fuck
Slut: I'm only fucking if you got condoms
Guy: shit! Damn you're a condom jock
by BourbonWerber May 25, 2016
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condom camping

The action of getting penitrated so hard the condom becomes wedged in the rectum, and has to he surgically removed
Bram gave me the old condom camping last weekend
by Antcondom September 12, 2023
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