commander-in-chief

1. n. A self-masturbatory term President Bush uses to reassure himself of his own superiority.

2. n. A term President Bush uses when he is asked a question he does not know the answer to.

Q: "Mr. Bush, do you take advice from your father?"
Bush: "I'm the commander-in-chief!"

Q: "Mr. Bush, why, again, did we invade Iraq?"
Bush: "I'm the commander-in-chief!"

by January 20th, 2009 December 7, 2006

Commando

1: To go without underwear

2: to have sexual intercourse without the use of a condom

Mary decided for our 1 year anniversary that tonight we would have sex commando style..

by anime-Trivium February 13, 2010

penile commander 2000

We actually don't know what a penile commander 2000 is, but we DO know, that it comes with batteries (batteries not included), it glowes in the dark, emits radiation and comes with 6 attachments, has a strapon tool belt, a safety guard (may dismember limbs and cause child molestation urges).
Flashing lights and animations not included.
Approptiate safety gear required.

The penile commander 2000 is the perfect gift for the necrophiliac in your family.

Warning: Not intended for use by loved ones.

by Mewoizraccoondogfuckerlizsabrina January 3, 2008

Tank commander

The tank commander is a sexual position where you fuck in the back of a car and stand up through the sunroof like your a tank commander.

Gave Charlotte the tank commander in the back of the Cadillac last night

by Ss Wittmann February 24, 2019

Cock Coma

The condition after lovemaking where one's partner is so spent, they fall asleep right afterwards; usually in the last sexual position they were in.

We fucked so hard and fierce, she fell into a cock coma on top of me once we both came.

by FishboneIzRedHot June 21, 2010

6th commandment

Thou shall not kill. One of the biggest most important commandments that contradicts itself because throughout history more people have been killed in the name of god, than for any other reason or cause. It seems religions don't care if you have to kill, as long as you are doing it for the lord.

Priest: Remember the Sixth commandment, now lets go rid god's world of those Blasphemous unbelievers.

by Smart Person December 18, 2004

Coma

the next level beyond chill

dude that songs sooo chill its coma

by zomb1tch May 9, 2011