closet candy crusher

One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.

Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."

Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"

Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."

by the mysterious j September 07, 2013

Healing Closet

The place where you stay to heal after a heart break. There's a bunch of people in there. Some people may even stay there forever.

My ex girlfriend does not text me back, she may be in the healing closet

by Mr Plenty August 16, 2022

CLOSET HOLDER

Someone who knows he or she is in the closet and his keeping their secret.

I was a closet holder once and I never let go either till he came out.

by Sklendeasy February 25, 2019

Closet pdf

A person who covertly steals data and edits it in order to make friends and become popular.

Dat closet pdf is making duh criminals fink I’m down brah.

by Cruciferous August 08, 2021

rent a closet

rent a closet is slang for a self storage unit at a place that rents out storage units like the ones on the tv show storage wars as you see on the show people pay rent for their storage unit and if they stop paying rent the storage unit facility can have the contents of the storage unit auctioned off to recoup the lost revenue

john and his wife realized after they moved into their new house that they have too much stuff to put away so john’s wife suggested that they obtain a rent a closet to put their extra stuff

by Backstroke swimmer 24 January 08, 2023

closet rapper

Name taken by a person that hides their rap abilities from people they know for personal reasons which would include doubt in their own talent, fear of negative criticism or the belief that they could become part of a social minority in their community.

I was a closet rapper for most of my 20’s because “insert reason here”

Did you know there’s a closet rapper living in this neighbourhood?

by RealMsgR December 07, 2024

Vibe closet

A place where Redditch district explorers flock to on camps. A 5x5x5ft space (or a fire escape) where we fit 20 people in at once with two speakers. You will lose your voice and ur mind

Person 1: vibe closet?
Person 2: it's either that or the fire escape
Person 3-20 collectively: yes.

by GD03UHK February 10, 2020