chode mageister 

typically one who likes to sell used cars and watches porn. this type of person, man or female, usually has a mustache.

That guy looks like a chode mageister.

chode mageister by lilbugga February 9, 2009

chode load 

A load of sperm from a person with a chode finishing after having sex or jerking off

That kid mike lindsey gave off a huge chode load to that fat chick last night.

chode load by mikelindseyAKRONOHIO330 February 21, 2010

chode mongerer

One who mongers chodes.

Duh.

Spindoctor: You're such a chode mongerer!
Hoodrat: What is that?
Spindoctor: One who mongers chodes! Duh!

chode mongerer by getatyourmom May 24, 2011

Chode broker 

A chode broker is one who partakes in the buying and selling of chodes, in some cases for financial gain.

Person 1: Dude, I just hooked up with your ex girlfriend!

Person 2: Dude, you know what you are? You're a chode broker.

Chode broker by peetypablo January 1, 2012

Chode 

A penis that is wider then it is long

"Did you hear? Matt has a chode!"

Chode by julescd August 20, 2014

Chode 

A very short yet fat dick

Ty:damn that kid Noah has a small dick

Fred:Naw he has a chode

Chode by Poodlepoo22 February 22, 2015

chode person

A person who is wider than he is tall. An American.

He is a chode person, as he is 6ft 5 wide and 5 ️ft 9 tall.

chode person by Urbandefinitions123454331 April 1, 2015