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peter checker

Misty got caught in the lunchroom checking Rick's peter. What a little peter checker!
by JENNZSEXY October 10, 2008
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Hover Check

(v.) To take a shit without ever coming in contact with the toilet seat by standing with one's knees bent at approximately a 90 degree angle whilst one's ass remains parallel to the bowl (hovering over it).

Derived from the aviation world where a helicopter would pick up off the ground and settle back down. After which the plane captain of said helicopter would check pannels to make sure nothing came loose.
After seeing that the bar's toilet seat was covered in pubes, puke, and piss, Bobby decided that a "hover check" was the way to go.

"Sure i may have sprayed liquid feces on the seat during my hover check, but that damn thing needed cleaning anyway."
by flave6123 June 16, 2010
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Dom Check

When a dumbass nigga says “dom check” he has hereby declared himself a homosexual. This has been inked an decided in article 2 passage 1 of the book of domorotomy
Man 1: Hey can we get a Dom Check?
Man 2: Shut the fuck up!
Man 3 to Man 1: Yeah you stupid homosexual
by CEOofDOM April 4, 2020
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Wholesome Vibe Check

A nicer & more positive version of a Vibe Check. Used to ask a friend how they are doing, either with physical contact or none at all. Saying "Wholesome" before "Vibe Check" is unnecessary.
Ashley: Hey Haley, Wholesome Vibe Check! *hugs Haley*
Haley: Aww, I'm doing great Ashley!
(As stated before, using "Wholesome" before Vibe Check is unnecessary but can still be used.)
by CherryOtaku October 9, 2019
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Curb Check

The act of placing an unconscious or immobile individual's head against a curb or similar embankment with their mouth open and stepping on or kicking them in the head.
"After he gound out bert had stolen his last eight ball, ernie hauled his ass out and curb checked him."
by Daemonite March 25, 2003
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Checking my eyelids for holes

A process in which one would lay down (bed optional) and would simply close one's eyes to check one's eyelids for holes. This process takes a usual 7 to 8 hours for the punctuality freak but takes longer depending on how lazy one is. Also depends on the amount of alcohol one has consumed. Even comes as a good excuse when caught performing this process at work, class or behind the wheel.
Example 1
Dude 1: Dude you almost hit that grandma!

Dude 2: Sorry dude, I was checking my eyelids for holes.

Example 2
Dude 1: Well this party was awesome! I'm gonna go check my eyelids for holes. *falls to ground*

Dude 2: Night dude.

Dude 1: Night.
by Crash569 August 13, 2010
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make like a check and bounce

Guy 1: School is so boring today.
Guy 2: Then lets make like a check and bounce!
by President Eisenhower December 8, 2009
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