Clown Cannon

The action of putting whipped cream on a girl's vagina during her menstrual cycle, then ejaculating inside of her as she sneezes.

Dave: Hey, you trying to go back to my place and give me a Clown Cannon?

Emily: Just get the whipped cream ready before I get there.

by LichenLichen April 28, 2024

Sailor’s Cannon

After you cum inside a condom, blow it up like a balloon and pop it in you’re partners face.

i could not wait to get Debbie home and give her a sailor’s cannon after the office party.

by shifty hobo November 30, 2017

Friendship cannon

usually in film or other media, a power boost, attack, or other climactic action, typically used against a top villain, which is activated via the "power of friendship" between characters.

"I can't stand this show. They always solve every problem by firing the friendship cannon."

by Recoculous Recoculoid March 31, 2019

Explosive Goo Cannon

best cannon in the whole of fortnite and everyone should use it because he is chill and likes it up there if you know what i mean ;)

"That man is a total explosive goo cannon"

by Did you forget...who Ι am? December 24, 2024

Cannon Falls

That indescribable moment when you’re at the onset of an episode of explosive diarrhea. The moment you squat over the toilet seat and begin to drop your pants, there isn’t a second to hold the eruption back any longer. Before your pants are fully down and before you’ve fully sat down the explosion begins and you fire away at the bowl beneath you whilst trying your hardest NOT to miss. Once you’ve completely seated yourself the explosions continue and you get a feeling of relief knowing you just missed making a complete mess of yourself and the bathroom.

I wasn’t sure I’d get to the toilet on time and as I began to squat and drop my pants, cannon falls commenced and I sat in relief knowing I just missed soiling myself.

by max nova April 25, 2022

crooked cannon

Any Judge that does not faithfully or consistently adhere to their oath of office and aggressively pursue justice for ALL.

Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.

"Yo Jimmy I heard you're serving 5 years in prison for jaywalking... What happened? "

"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."

by ECHOROCK November 17, 2023

Booby Cannon

When you're having sex with a breastfeeding woman and she reaches orgasm and her boob's shoot milk.

The other night I was banging my wife and got hit in the face with a booby cannon

by IPreeler January 12, 2021