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Cannon

A boy who is nice but hides his emotions through his ego and thinks he is all that. He is a great person deep down but hides it. Follows the crowd and would be a great boyfriend but is too full of himself. You want to be his friend but he makes it so hard. Likes video games and shoes and cars is a flirt and player
Girl1. It is so hard to be friends with cannon even if he seems nice

Girl2 yea I know
by Alllallalalalalalala September 19, 2019
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Lego cannon

The act of launching Legos out of your anus.

Ref. Lego loading
Last Saturday, Todd Lego cannoned the bartender at the club.
by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024
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Bone cannon

Bone cannon odd the weed
by Ghantous May 17, 2018
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Ass Cannon

Was a dangerous weapon used in Desert Storm. Banned for the severity of inhumane killing methods.
Ever used an ass cannon before? Whoever uses them usually are asshole.
by Suck Dick Sam May 23, 2015
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THOT Cannon

A handcannon used for destroying Thots.

Stands for Thermal Handcannon Optimized for Termination
Friend: Dude if she doesn't lay off our bro, im gonna use the THOT Cannon.
OF: The sacred weapon is not worthy of such lowly thot.
by The Real Robbie Rotten February 21, 2019
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Cannon

A fairly nice dude, but be careful there is probably more to him than meets the eye. Honest, Fair, and Driven by an immense desire to succeed and make life better for those around him. Grew up tough but still has a good heart. Will generally be a good partner, although it might take him awhile to get it. Smart, although sometimes lazy. A man of tremoundous potential if he chooses to you it.
Girl 1: Have you met cannon?

Girl 2: Yeah he's an interesting one, seems like a likeable guy though...
by 7438793479837 August 31, 2022
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rancid baby cannon

Describing the vagina of a less than civilised individual: see also "three hole shuffle" also see "punched lasagne"

Common afliction to those of poor hygene, low moral standards and excessive breeding
Dude, we all know what she's had where, rancid baby cannon alert
by clitoralwindowwiper May 14, 2016
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