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caleb reed

The perfect person to marry, dreamboat, hunk, quiet yet wont shut up, he is very loyal, commited, and caring, and will love you like no one else!
Girl 1: I gotta get me a Caleb Reed!!
Girl 2: Not if I steal him first!!
Caleb Reed: Ladies, Caleb Reed is taken.
Girl 1 & 2: NOOOOOO
caleb reed by ToiletPaper6971 December 4, 2020
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Caleb is a very special guy. However, he doesn’t seem to realize it. He is altruistic, selfless, and compassionate, always putting others before himself. He makes the best friend, and often a great boyfriend. It is hard to get through his shell because he keeps his own feelings and thoughts inside. Caleb wants to be happy and healthy for everyone around him. He will be there for you always, be it 3am, or a 30 minute phone call. If you have a Caleb in your life, keep them around. Make sure to treat them well. They will rarely tell you if you’ve done them wrong. Lastly, Caleb has a great sense of humor. Although sometimes vulgar, he will always toss around jokes to make you smile or laugh.
“Do you guys know Caleb?”
“Yeah, he’s such a funny, caring guy!”
Caleb by Altrapath December 19, 2020
A tall, quiet guy who is intensely passionate behind his humor. He hides a huge imagination and deep philosophical web behind an athletic body and an awkward demeanor. He can be funny, but his life-of-the-party abilities are hit or miss. There's a lot going on in his head, too much sometimes, but he can focus his kaleidoscope through the lens of heroes and stories. When he's having fun, he's full of endless witticisms, puns, complicated jokes, intricate pop references, and the occasional seriously encouraging speech. He can be distant, but he will always give you his best. He has expressive brown eyes, a button nose, thick eyebrows, and straight, wild brown hair. He loves his job and makes it as fun, silly, and meaningful as possible. He has the mind of a fox with the habits and body of a wolf.
"He said what to the teacher!?! He's such a Caleb..."
"That's nonsense, but it's kind of funny... sounds like something Caleb would say."
"Who comes up with this kind of stuff? That's an idea worthy of a Caleb..."
Caleb by Aedh CuChulainn January 27, 2021

Caleb Moment 

When you are so undescribably unfunny.
wow, dude, that's such a Caleb moment.
Caleb Moment by TK_KoolAid February 15, 2021

Cable Management 

A threesome where there is multiple dick in a small area.
Me and my bro just a fair bit of cable management with my ex.
Cable Management by NotBryan121 February 17, 2021

caleb unimpressed face

when something is not funny enough or not up to calebs high standard of humour
sam and brady: tommy look at this funny wank graph
the robo: BOSS NIGHT

caleb: *caleb unimpressed face*