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Cheese Whittle 

Cheese whittle (v) /CHēz/ /ˈ(h)widl/

When one man lays naked on his back with a full erection and a group of at least 4 other men masturbate over him and ejaculate onto his erect penis. The ejaculate is then left to dry and harden upon the full-mast shaft. The receiver then, with the help of a whittling knife, whittles the "cheese" off of his still erect penis.

(Note: in order for this to work, the receiver of the cheese must maintain a full election for the entirety of the cheese whittleing process.)
Hey Da'Qwelvis, tomorrow is cheese whittle Wednesday so don't forget to double up on the cialis, your gonna need it!
Cheese Whittle by NorthSneads November 21, 2022

Cheese-toesty 

This is when someone heats their cheesy toes on a radiator and the odor fills the entire room.
Jack is such an asshole, he’s making a cheese-toesty right now and stinking up the whole room.
Cheese-toesty by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023

cheese chopped 

A term used to refer to the event of getting a bad haircut.
“I can’t believe I just spent 80 dollars just to get my cheese chopped…”
cheese chopped by john56boy March 25, 2023

cheese curd

you like cheese curd = wisconsin person
cheese curd by lanmor2013 August 19, 2023

cheese ditched 

When a friend asks you to grab some cheese to share from the buffet and then leaves to talk to other people.
Kanika (holding plate of cheese): "Hey, where did Emilie go?"
Marie: "She left to talk to Simon... Looks like you got cheese ditched"
cheese ditched by browntownk December 12, 2011

Cheese Packer 

The act of anally penetrating a male, female, or any animal with an anus and violently having intercourse for approximately ten minutes, ejaculating in their anus, having anal intercourse again, ejaculating once more, and then licking the semen out of the rectal area.
James was called a Cheese Packer by his girlfriend Lisa because the had violent anal intercourse with her and the rabbit and licked the semen from them both.