Beef Stool

1. A sensible name for a new addition to your family

2. A cute name for a new pet

Me: Hey sis, that's a beautiful kitten you have there, what's his name?

Sister: Beef Stool

Me: that's such a cute name

Sister: Thanks

by Gaz_Coleman December 13, 2012

Corned-beef curtain

A vagina with a large outer labia

That stripper must have been through alot od dick because she's got corned-beef curtains

by cunninglinguistists August 6, 2009

Braising Beef

To perform rapid, reciprocating sexual intercourse between the vagina and the anus without the use of lubricant and without wiping or cleaning the penis before entry into each orifice.

Donna was caught up in sexual ecstasy and was begging for her lover to fill and pound both her love holes on after another. Matt began Braising Beef until he unloaded deep inside her. Unfortunately, Donna wound up getting a wicked vaginal infection.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

packin the beef

somebody who is starting putting on weight

Man, Mary is really packin the beef these days huh?

by capstickman July 13, 2006

beefcoon

a large racoon that ruins things...usually a fat chick or someone else generally fat and annoying.

fucking beefcoon ate all my shit man.

by paul2091 December 2, 2010

Here's the beef!

In 1984, after the popularity of Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers skyrocketed thanks to the runaway success of it's 1983 TV commercial, which featured actress Claire Pellar asking the question "Where's the beef?", some men started sporting T-shirts that answered that question with the remark "Here's the beef!" as a joke.

When I was at a donkey basketball game I saw a man wearing a purple T-shirt that said in big letters the phrase Here's the beef! on it.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 28, 2007

burnt beef

a person of black/African descent; someone of dark color

Those burnt beef slaves were treated real bad.
The burnt beefs did a drive-by in the ghetto neighborhood.

by Krystal January 15, 2006