Selective Breeding

The process a bloke undertakes when he leaves a woman at the alter in favour of a lady more likely to give him beautiful children.

Eric: Did you here about Johns Experiment?

Stuart: Yeah he left Jenny on their wedding day for Ashley with the perfect bum to boob ratio, right?

Eric: True! How's that for Selective Breeding!

by Spacemariles June 7, 2013

nuns breed

A nuns breed is sumone who likes to be silly

When your friends try and make you get in trouble you nuns breed

by Odonohue77 November 23, 2013

Rabbit Breeder

A person with five or more kids.

It comes from the phrase: breeds like rabbits.

Hey look Paul, that's Mr. and Mrs. Johnson. Looks like his wife is pregnant again, and they are already on like their sixth kid! What Rabbit Breeders.

by QuinceyQuidditch February 21, 2014

Basement Breeder

Term for a (typically) male man that lives at home with his parents, and is generally at least 30, who lives like a rat and is fat and smells like shit, and is a huge keyboard warrior

Basement Breeder: (le troll troll troll)
You: Wow you're such a fucking Basement Breeder!

by LawdJeebus October 31, 2014

kangeroo breeder

a person who is already friends with some one on snap chat when they ask

EG i need snap chat names

johndatoilet is mine

im already friends with you ,

you kangeroo breeder

by XXX_MLGPUSSYSLAYER_XXX August 18, 2014

Natural Breech

The rectal tunnel that can take on all sizes of cock during ass fucking with little or no hardship.

Typically referring to gay men.

Man: I shouldn't have went to that gay bar last night.

Friend: How's the natural breech holding up?

Man: It's not. Might need a butt plug for a while.

by FuckYoMomma September 1, 2014

cold breeder

alaskin whore

The Eskimo walked into his igloo looking for his cold breeder .

by ccoooooooop December 25, 2015