blond duck

An attractive, or whimsical yet unexpected rarity/oddity; something that would cause a person, at the sight of it to say, "Wull gee, aint that somethin?" Such as finding a two dollar bill folded into a crane under your seat at a football game, or finding some petrified wood that still looks exactly like a stick, or a two-headed jackal-ope in a taxidermy shop, or a mini-cooper with giant tires and hydraulics.

Well I'll be darned ... aint that a blond duck of all things? A mobile cheese shop that goes around via a cow-shaped blimp... I will indeed be darned.

by boronanon April 3, 2015

Blonde Steve

A negative force who will want everyone, and I mean everyone want to turn heterophobic. He is a sort of teenage mail Karen.

“Fucking Blonde Steve, I hate Blonde Steve.”

by anxi3_t3a October 20, 2021

The blonde jonny

When a gay guy starts jerking off while driving and right as he blows he points it out the window and trys the land it on his passengers face.

Guy 1: i was driving my 2006 white acura tsx when i blew all over alex chappel
Guy 2: wow I’ve always wanted to do the blonde jonny
Guy 1: wanna come do it with me ive drank my cranberry juice

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day

The day is June 16th, beat them up.

Person 1: Hey Griffin it’s June 16, you know what that means.
Person 2: No, what does it mean?
Person 1: It means that it’s Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day. *Beats Griffin up*.

by Anon122843 June 15, 2023

Blond

A beautiful brown girl described as a blonde white person, which they are always smart, pretty and
just…PRETTY

That is a blond brown girl right there!

by Unicorn21! August 18, 2022

Weed Blonde

A hair colour which could be described as a being somewhere between blonde and pale green, creating a disgusting weed colour. People who are weed blonde are often very untrustworthy or suspicious, and do not remember their own talents. Huh.

Ew, look at that guys hair, it's, like, weed blonde. I bet he's a jerk.

by Fennec Burger December 25, 2016

i only go for blondes

When you absoluteley pie off some one you said you like

(i only go for blondes) pieing off some one you said you like

by Haptix April 1, 2020