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blonde squad 

A group of immensely sexy girls that all have a similarity of blonde hair. They are all amazing and tend to blind people with how beautiful they are. It's not easy being a part of blonde squad because people are always watching you, hoping to pick up or learn to be as amazing, sexy, perfect, as the blonde squad. Typically, blonde squad members are indefinitely gorgeous and can eat a bunch of food without putting on weight. On average, members eat 3 cookies a day and 2 bowls of pineapple.
Girl 1:"OMG, is that the blonde squad?"
Guy 2:"If they look perfect, amazing, and like they have a sense of humor , it totally is"
Girl 1:"I wish IIIII was part of the blonde squad"
blonde squad by blondeeeeeeeee December 14, 2017

bloodied my nose

When you get hit in the nose and your nose starts bleeding
She hit me and bloodied my nose.
bloodied my nose by Roxrad April 24, 2018

blonde soul 

When you have a blonde personality, but brunette in reality.
Annabelle is has suck a Blonde Soul
blonde soul by harnse_116 January 22, 2018

Blonde Noah 

Super hot kid. Usually likes girls named sadie,
did you hear Blonde Noah and sadie are going on a date?
Blonde Noah by Dude dude 1234 February 24, 2018

Blonde moment 

An act of doing something really stupid
Halley: omg you won’t belive what I just did

Klouda: what
Halley: I forgot how to spell pull for a second

Klouda: omg Halley you just had a blonde moment
People that have little to no intelligance once so ever, they do infact have nice bodys but often act out in bad way.

Blondes, very dumb.
Since he was blonde he was classified as dumb.
Blonde by UwU is gay January 6, 2019