infinite blondness

Same as "infinite wisdom", except it applies to people with blond hair, most commonly women.

In her infinite blondness, she decided to leave the keys inside and slam the door shut. Hilarity ensued.

by OneEvilSonUvABitch September 4, 2011

Blonde

The name of a blonde person’s hair colour

boy 1: he’s a blond
boy 2: nah bro, his hair is blond. he’s a blonde

by Raceyrocket July 10, 2021

Dumb Blonde

A girl who is blonde and dumb and probably has no titties but a thick ass. Her name either starts with an H or ends with an A or maybe both.

God that girl is such a dumb blonde! She only passed english because she looked up the answers online!

by tittymaster69420 July 12, 2020

Dumb Blonde

A phrase created and mainly used by brunettes and gingers who got fed up with blondes 'stealing' their men.

"My husband won't stop looking at that woman. What a dumb blonde."

by JackyKelly December 28, 2019

Blonde

A blonde is someone with very light colored hair that has no effect on their iq or body.

Guy 1: bro thats a blonde sitting in front of us. I bet she has a great body. Do you thinj she'll make out with me if i ask her to?

Guy 2: don't be an idiot, her hair color has nothing to do with the rest of her

by Smartqueen June 13, 2020

Blonde

The feminine spelling of "Blond"

I change my hair color from blond to blonde after transitioning.

by coveted seed July 23, 2023

Blonde Mop

A blonde mop (or BM) is usually a male under the age of 16 who is long blonde hair. They can be mistaken for a girl and if the hair is bushy the blonde mop become a bushy blonde mop.

My son is a blonde mop

by Wnciakgjwigje August 23, 2019