Bitches on toast

"Bitches on Toast" is the answer to any question. It is best used as a replacement for "Why not?"

Dan: Why did you get your ear pierced?
Steve: Bitches on toast.
Dan: What?
Steve: I said BITCHES ON TOAST!
Dan: No seriously. Why?
Steve: I said BITCHES ON MOTHER FUCKING TOAST!

by IAI March 12, 2013

Fuck Bitches Make Cookies

The Act Of Making A Choclate Cookie Dildo Out of Sperm and Brest Milk and using it in a sexual act

Yeah Fuck Bitches Make Cookies then has surpise buttsex with that Cookie

by Get2 November 3, 2012

petty bitches

makena and ava

those are the petty bitches... everyone is scared of them

by mrjarp April 1, 2020

bags n bitches

males and females

Hey y'all, we can get into the park cheaper if all y'all bags n bitches make an equal contribution to the kitty.

by Carl Kuyath August 21, 2008

Yougetsu no Bitches

Life of Arlindo Chicala, a boy who get no 🐱

Definition of not getting an girlfriend, lol Yougetsu no Bitches

by JustinLaboy August 19, 2021

Snitches get no bitches

A more modern version of "Snitches get Stitches" indicating that people who snitch or tell on others to authorities will get no "bitches" as in a female partner, and be single for all eternity.

Snitch: "I saw Jeremiah do it. he murdered the pope"
Jeremiah: "Watch it, snitches get no bitches"

by DrBlock February 12, 2022

Bitchfest

A cinematic subgenre of the 1930s to the 1960s. To qualify as a bitchfest, the film has to feature at least two, and preferably several, star actresses in its leading roles; and these characters must engage in vicious rivalries for men, money, success, or bare survival. Examples include The Women (Norma Shearer vs. Joan Crawford), Mildred Pierce (Crawford vs. Ann Blyth), All About Eve (Bette Davis vs. Anne Baxter), and What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (Crawford vs. Davis).

I was going to turn in, but then I saw TCM was showing The Women and I stayed up until 4:30 savoring that fine old bitchfest.

by BackrowDiva September 23, 2012