Battle of Bethlehem

Following Jesus’ birth, the vile Ricardo Da Stinki decided to attempt to poison the young infants mind using a substance known as “gas”. Safari Al caught word of this, and decided to send his prophets HuvvyPatty and Ogindu Vogindu to battle Ricardo. They finally found Ricardo in a town called Bethlehem and the battle ensued. Rather quickly though, Ricardo was defeated and had to retreat without Jesus...

Damn this fool so weak it remind me of Ricardo in the Battle of Bethlehem...

by Slater89 October 8, 2020

Battle Penguin

Military slang for the F-35 Fighter Jet because it has stumpy little wings.

That’s for gen 4 vs gen 4. Put a Raptor or Battle Penguin as the F-35 is nicknamed because its wings are relatively short compared to its length in the fight…toast. Even US fighters would be toast, AESA or not.’

by anonymous March 4, 2023

Tornado battle

The tornado battle is the act(a quite homosexual one) of spinning your erect penis in a tornado motion into another persons penis that is still and erect. The point is to hold out for as long as possible-like a game of uncle.

"Me and damian had a crazy tornado battle, I lasted 5 minutes but he ended up cumming on my dick, I think he's gay"

by THE401SAVAGE April 1, 2016

battle dome

When you are getting head from a Buff man and begin shouting war cries as you finish him

Double points if you angry dragon him

"Hey bro I'm ok with you being gay but please stop getting battle dome while I'm at the flat

by Dr. definitely not smart October 5, 2023

slut battle

When women have a "battle" over the internet where they rapidly call eachother sluts,whores,etc.

"Those bitches having a slut battle"

by TuefulHunden January 18, 2012

Battle For The House

An unpopular object show about multiple objects competing for the prize of a house.

Timmy: wow, there's no new episode of Battle For The House...
Paul: of course not.

by Riles Morales March 26, 2023

Boss Battles

A small forum game orginating from Drawception, where users draw characters and have them fight against a boss, which is considerably stronger run by one player. It has migrated from the site onto its own Discord server after its 15th fight, Meoclide Worm

Its most iconic character is Drawful D, an anthropomorphic letter D.

Sorry, I was busy drawing my action post for Boss Battles
What's that?
You draw characters and they fight.

by TopekaG December 8, 2021