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Asian Soup

When an Asian is fucking a transgendered and then realises that he just cummed in a guys butt but comes to reality and starts to eat out the guys butthole later realising it was alphabet soup and the letters spelt STD
Yoooo did you hear Braden get the Asian soup! He is so yellow now!
by Peterthefrogislol September 20, 2017
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Asian Twitter

by bunyu oakland June 10, 2020
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Asian pear

A person of Asian origin , who carries all their fat on lower end like pear, C’ mon haven’t y’all read up on body shapes and wat not.
“Don’t worry Kimmy Chu, you eat extra , you nice Asian Pear. Not like Sam, she tree.”
by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022
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Painfully Asian

An Asian person that has a hard time with the pronunciation of all "r" and "l" words and the words sound interchangeable.
Ex: Room: pronounced "loom" by painfully Asian person. "It's in the loom."
by nycdb2015 September 7, 2015
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Asian Mysticism

A paradigm in which inevitability is viewed as a unit-of-free-will.

This would contrast with the European view of mythology in which inevitability is posited as an object of predetermination.
The experience of Asian mysticism demonstrates that there are two types of fatalism: in European mythology fatalism is a form of pre-determination. In Asian mysticism fatalism is a unit of free-will.

This indicates that Eastern mythology is dependent upon a paradigm called "pre-contingency."
by fightfacilities January 3, 2021
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asian mustache

When you jizz on a girl's face and it drips down so that it looks like the long white Asian mustaches in Kung Fu flicks.
I came on her face using a U shape pattern, resulting in an Asian Mustache.
by Deee Bag October 16, 2014
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Asian Chris

Often left out of the fun, Asian Chris is known for his tiny errection and his lack of elite call of duty skills.
Hi Asian Chris, will you help me with my math homework?
by DrDanks December 1, 2016
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