Why am I waiting?

You're waiting and you shouldn't be.

Joey: 'making food for everyone'
Tim: im hungry why am I waiting?

by jo pig August 7, 2021

Hi I am not real

When somebody says that they are not real

Kid:Hi imaginary my friend
The friend: hi i am not real

by Photo relisted meme 👁👄👁 November 1, 2022

i am a rap god

Hello this is eminem. I will show you a rap song. ah summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming im a human what i gotta do to get it throuh to you im superhuman inovated and made of rubber so whatever you say is riccocheting of o me and i sticking it to you like glue Im never stateing demonstrating haters are forever waiting to say i fell of theyed be celebrating i know how to get them motivated i make elavating music

you are not a rap god i am a rap god

by eminem og July 26, 2023

Am I in the Right Movie

a phrase that describes a reader’s confusion when reading grammatically incorrect integrations of quotes

I’m totally confused by what the author is trying to say. Am I in the right movie when he is trying to provide those quotations in his text?

by azizy15 November 21, 2011

I Am your mom

What I am

your mom

by DaMan September 10, 2003

zoom calls at 3 am

You are on a zoom call at 3 am with your best friend and your crush and you act like a crackhead and we think your crush likes you but you don't know becasue he is confusing and we been trying to figure out if he likes you for the past 4 days going on 5 and he won't tell you.

zoom calls at 3 am are the best!

by jocelyn_radcliffe April 9, 2020

Why am I single?

A common exclamation of disappointment one makes when they can't fathom the reason for not having a romantic or sexual partner, often made by someone who's answer is obvious, but refuses to improve themselves.

Me: WHY AM I SINGLE?!?!?!
A smart person: Because you're unlovable
Me: Shut up Susan I have a great personality
A smart person: My name's not Susan

by jsdfhcnsdfhru June 6, 2018