Schrödinger's Legal Age

Schrödinger's Legal Age: When a young woman (18-29) is seen as either a child or an adult depending on the age of her male partner. If she is dating a man her own age, she's an adult. If the man is 30+, she is a child and he is a pedophile despite the woman being of legal age. Does not apply to lesbian relationships.

This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.
A woman: Leonardo DiCaprio is a pedophile for dating a 22 year old woman!!!
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.
by Jolly Jay June 09, 2024
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AGE OF EXTINCTION

When you fuck so many transgenders in elementary school that you just don't know.
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AG Teacher

The nicest and most layed back teacher in the school but always late.
"yo dude there's the AG Teacher"
"go ask him to come to our class"
"sure dude"

"yo sir, i got AG during period 3, you should come join"
"I'll see, if I don't have classes I'll think about it
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AG Events

He is that friend who is friends with everyone.
Will 10/10 be the best travelling partner.
Knows when you need a break and prepares
a perfect plan for it. Also knows the route of every destination, as well as your heart.
"Bro, AG Events is the OG when it comes to trips"
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aged arby’s

When a man chops off his beloved one's vaginal flaps. Then put it a a mud patty bun (dehydrated shit patty) covers the meat with a mix of vaginal discharge and cum for a delectable sauce.
It is used when one has a craving for some “aged arby’s”(a homeade meal made from scratch). She was in pain while being the main ingredient!
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Gambling age

The age you can Gamble at
Let me gamble on the Gambling age is 13
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Middle Aged White Man

Racist American, in their 30-40's who can often been found mowing the lawn, drinking Budweiser's or telling at black people.
Person 1: That Middle Aged White Man just said a slur!
Person 2: What did you except?
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