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it happens a lot in africa

used as a pathetic excuse when someone is found doing something wrong or lying

It was started by a Nigerian-born TV personality named Bobby Ologun. Bobby is a K-1 fighter and entertainer and when he is questioned about assult charges he replies "It happens a lot in Africa."
guy 1 "oh i cant wait to enjoy this juicy hamburger, but right after taking a crap"

several minutes later

guy 1 "now for my burger, wah, Bob what the hell! i was gonna eat that you bastard!"

Bob "It happens a lot in Africa"
by zetsubou sensei July 27, 2010
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African

An African is someone from Africa they dont have to be black some africans are white and others are asian So basicly an African is someone from Africa what couler skin they have does not matter. Its as simple as that.
boy: Hi where are you from
girl: Im from Africa
Boy: but your white
Girl: some Africans are white
by Nyasha August 2, 2006
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African

African - some one from Africa.

African in America is different from an African American/ black American becasue we still retain our culture and language. There is no term for Africans in America, most people use the name of the specific country ie Nigerian -American, Malawian-American, South - African American, rather then the general "African" for those that are first generation or naturalised. This is so that African Americans are not to be confused with African in America.

(ie Italian American is used over European American becasue it is more specific),part of the reason people tend to hyphenate the term 'african' is becasue people still tend to see Africa as one large country with different states, as opposed to several ( 56 different countries with distincet cultures, languages, and laws.)
Are you African or African American?
I am an African and a citizen of an African country.

He may be a white citizen of an African country but is not an African-American because he is white.
by Ms T December 18, 2005
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african toothpaste

When one shits or jizzes on a females teeth, and then, using her finger, brushes her teeth
Courtney: i haven't brushed my teeth in a while

Amy: i did last night with african toothpaste.

Joey: yeah, you should try it sometime!!!
by Katie Mesaros March 26, 2008
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afrikaaner

Ok some people here are getting confused... Im south african so I know what Im talking about, An afrikaaner is an Afrikaans person, an afrikaans person is someone who talks afrikaans. Black south africans and white south africans that dont speak afrikaans are not afrikaaners. Afrikaaners are the ones that came up with the idea of apartheid, not the english south africans or the blacks. So people in south africa who arent afrikaans and you call them that will get really offended so I advise you not to.
American: HEY! so whats it like being an afrikaaner?
Black south african: what are you talking about??!? Im black and speak Zulu, im not afrikaans!!! (he then beats the american with a stick)
by moonchild December 28, 2005
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cauc-african american

a white cracker who attempts to be black but stays some what neutrau!
Steve is one crazy cauc-african american!
by uhqjrewndfjkw September 26, 2005
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South African Death Lock

The South African Death Lock is when a man is eating out a chick then she starts peeing so he throws up in her pussy. Then he puts his dick so far down her pussy that she shits all over him. After this he becomes so angry that he spits on her vag then puts her in a choke hold. She then blacks out and the man takes all the pee, barf, spit, shit, and seamen, and chokes her with it.
Ya last night this bitch started peeing on me so i put her in a South African Death Lock

O shit man, ur fucked up
by John Cockslap May 10, 2011
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