Spotify artist that creates hits on Long Island. He was the coolest cat in Hauppauge and will go down as a Hauppauge legend. Many Long Island artists have gotten jealous of his talent but he still remains the top artist of Long Island.
Yo is that Function Adams, I cant believe he is at this party.
Function Adams what’s up can I make a song.
Function Adams what’s up can I make a song.
by Function Adams Manager June 14, 2020
by Adamulla water needer October 26, 2020
Many Adam's have suspiciously crusty feet. Normally, an Adam wont show their feet as they are self conscious about how crusty they are but if fed an enormous amount of baguettes' an Adam will trade photos of their feet in exchange. So if you ever get curious about what your Adam's feet look like, offer him a baguette.
by Marblemaestro June 28, 2022
Doing an Adam Powis is to enter sicko mode and play William Tell Overture on the piano really really fast.
by BOB PRODUCTIONS!! July 02, 2019
Campest back heeler on the planet.
makes boxercise look like knitting.
gels his hair with egg whites for that fluffy scruffy look.
like t-bag in the park at baladoodoo,,,,
makes boxercise look like knitting.
gels his hair with egg whites for that fluffy scruffy look.
like t-bag in the park at baladoodoo,,,,
by jeffjeffjeff June 27, 2012
by Fighting Christian January 06, 2005
A porn star from Guys Gone Crazy has appeared in over 200 all male movies. He usually wears beige loafers and his over coat. There has only been one account of him featuring a female in one of his films and it was Annie Crocker, one of the "Brazillian Babes". He dosent like to use condoms and he loves long walks on the beach. In one of the movies some girls stole his bike and he was left to walk home. The agents that found his tallent were Katie and Michelle. He also starred in some hockey movies.
by hahailon December 06, 2006