A term to describe two people who are more than friends, but due to certain circumstances cannot be dating who have a strong emotional commitment to one another but are far away and often beyond physical access most of the time.
Benefits include being able to whine, pamper, understand, defend, help, talk, whisper, use inside jokes with each other, etc.
They bear every semblance to a real couple, except they are not one.
Benefits include being able to whine, pamper, understand, defend, help, talk, whisper, use inside jokes with each other, etc.
They bear every semblance to a real couple, except they are not one.
He and I have a long distance Lovership.
by Mamamacho June 30, 2015
Get the long distance lovershipmug. I busted such a large nut that my dong has jizzum frosting all along the shaft, a vanilla long john!!
by danglyballzjohn January 22, 2017
Get the vanilla long johnmug. by Pizzlej July 16, 2019
Get the Long tine agomug. A game named after the phrase spoken during play. An individual stands in a potentially dangerous location and counts how many times he can say "Oh Long Johnson" before moving out of harm's way. A primitive form, involving a train, was made famous in the 1986 film Stand by Me.
Jerry: Hey, get out of the way, Corey, that train's gonna hit you!
Wil: He's playing Oh Long Johnson.
Jerry: What?
Corey: Oh Long Johnson! Oh Long Johnson! Oh Long Johnson! Oh Lo---
Wil: He's playing Oh Long Johnson.
Jerry: What?
Corey: Oh Long Johnson! Oh Long Johnson! Oh Long Johnson! Oh Lo---
by froggypriza August 21, 2012
Get the Oh Long Johnsonmug. Detouring from your original path on your way home to think about the bigger things in life.
A good way to relieve yourself of stress so you can unwind when you finally get home.
A good way to relieve yourself of stress so you can unwind when you finally get home.
Jane: So, are you going straight home after work?
John: No, I think I'll take the long way home today.
John: No, I think I'll take the long way home today.
by aceme September 20, 2013
Get the the long way homemug. by Flashlightboy March 2, 2017
Get the The Teddy Long Dancemug. Originally a jewish saying which was commandeered by the famous television series "Star Trek" when jewish actor Leonard Nimoy used it as the Vulcan salute. It's now used as way for us nerds and sci-fi lovers to say goodbye in a different, more permanent way.
by Thanos214 January 12, 2021
Get the Live long and prospermug.