j-bar

non splif style joint.

"twist up a j-bar, i need to get stoned."

by M "H" H March 4, 2007

Kack bar

(kack) bar aka soap common cheap low grade cannabis resin common in uk .Frequently found to contain pieces of plastic .

Couldn`t get anything decent so I got kack bar with bits of plastic in it

by discohippie September 22, 2007

ooh bars

something one would say to be sarcastic after an insult

Someone: "BISHYou wear a ring on your nose because no one wants to put one on your finger."
You: Ooh Bars.

by BagofEggs December 27, 2016

Klondike Bar

The act of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, and then sexually penetrating a partner with it.

My girlfriend got mad drunk and I gave her three Klondike Bars. Boom!

by NapyCuzinzLLC September 6, 2010

xanax bars

a benzodiazapine used for anxiety and insomnia (not an antidepresant) that fucks u up if u take it in bar form, which is the equivilent to about 8 normal people's doses. Same class as Valium.

Hey those xanax bars knocked me on my ass

by douchebaggery March 19, 2007

Bar Tough

A salt of the earth bartender usually found in dive bars. Common characteristics are tattoos, mullet, scars, dirty jeans and black t-shirts. Special skills include ability to pour both kinds of drinks (beer and shots), and to settle any disagreement with the bat he keeps behind the bar.

“Hey Bar Tough, can I get a Coors and a shot of Beam?”

by Vern Streeby December 9, 2008

bar-rister

a person who has two jobs and is considered an expert in both fields. By day he is an attorney and his job at night is at Starbucks.

Overheard at Chinese restaurant Wonton & Wilfu, NYC.
"If you´re really planning to sue the Koffee Bin, Inc.
you need an expert. I know a great bar-rister.

by Mayuura December 3, 2007