Bed bug chic

A popular fashion trend that says, "I look good, and I'm protecting myself from Bed bug infestation".

Jim: What's with Cathy from accounts receivable wearing that skin tight hazmat suit?

Barry: I heard they were checking for bed bugs in the office over the weekend. She must have freaked out and gone bed bug chic.

by motivatedkiller September 29, 2010

lesbian bed death

the ocurrence when sexual activity diminishes and eventually virtually ceases after the first stages of a lesbian relationship, and the couple become more like friends or companions.

Although it is a widespread myth that the "bed death" is mainly common amongst lesbians, is is not a trait exclusive to lesbian realtionships. On contrary it is common for sexual activity to decrease in all romantic relationships after the first stages.

The term was coined by sex resercher Pepper Schwartz.

Is the "lesbian bed death" a myth?

by Johanna Karlsson June 18, 2008

Put The Kids to Bed

Complete and utter ownage. This can occur in Beer Pong, Mario Kart, anything really. Usually shouted by the winner after the final nail is put in the coffin.

Basically implying that the opponents bed time has passed, and it's time for adults to play.

*Mike hits final cup in civil war*

Mike: WOW I'M TOO GOOD. PUT THE KIDS TO BED

by GOODKID December 8, 2013

craftmatic adjustable bed

Device used to facilitate autofellatio

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

your moms bed

Where I was last night.

in bed wit ur mom wtf dont u understand u fucken n00b your moms bed

by potheadblazer420 April 10, 2010

McDonald’s Death Bed

Is the death

McDonald’s death bed is here

by MasterX60 October 24, 2019

Bed O’ Clock

A nonspecific time to use to get out of a situation during the night

Brad: Bro you ready for this part tonight! I’m going to use the creamy ceaser on Stacy
You: Oh well look at the time it’s bed o’ clock seems I must go

by Phraxation December 15, 2018