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Proximity Zero

The distance from your mind that the cabal can observe your inner thoughts, send you messages to trigger a schizophrenic reaction, or jerk the steering wheel towards an innocent woman.
Friend: I thought I heard something around the corner!?
Me: No, someone’s in your head at proximity zero.
Friend: I must be schizophrenic!
by brainslave711 February 26, 2021
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zero

A word used to describe someone who's both attractive and talented at whatever they do.
Guy 1: yo that dude is so hot and he's just good at everything he does
Guy 2: facts he's just zero.
by TheUrbanDictition January 2, 2024
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Cambodian double-zero

When someone is giving two male partners a handy while on either side of them, one in each hand that is making the "zero" gesture, while kneeling.
Dang, did that chick on Jeopardy just display the Cambodian double-zero?
by MagicMack February 7, 2024
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Ground zero

The epicenter of a seismic event.

OR

The 'guy' with ridiculously loud car stero playing extreem bass which can actually be measured as a seismic event.

See

Youtube- Songify this "It was bass"
Is that Ground Zero?

Yeah, shame about that deaf guy.
by Modern Women August 27, 2025
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Zero

nothing, not a positive nor a negative. whole, but just a concept of nothing.

"weren't we the stars in heaven? weren't we the salt in the sea?"
damn I have zero dollars in my bank account I need a j*b
by QuietLittleNameGuy August 23, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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Zero

by SEMEN-GUZZLER April 5, 2022
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