Zach

Z(ack)
Plural

Extremely hated by Ramzey and a generally annoying person.

EX:that kids so annoying
Ex:yeah he’s a Zach

by SneakySnek21 November 15, 2021

zach

a male man that will try to fit in but sometimes he does but also some times dosen't and is smart intelligent and is kind

no body knows how is felling becuase he/she is a zach

by uerufgrwpoie January 7, 2019

Zach

The type of guy to get is dick stuck in a meat grinder

Did you hear about zach?

Did he get his dick stuck in a meat grinder again?

Yeah

by Ball sackarie November 23, 2021

Pulling a Zach

Fucking up any potential of getting laid due to the state of going several months without having sex

Bro 1: Bro, I wanna fuck that girl sooo bad

Bro 2: Bro, you ain’t fucking shit, you be pulling a Zach any time you talk with a girl

by That Slav January 1, 2020

Zach

An alcoholic who caught an Afghanistan Slushy from a call girl, this man has cock size issues.

Guy 1: remember that guy from HR for Afghan Slushie ?

Guy 2: yeah I heard his name is Zach.

by Get real 23 April 30, 2025

Zach

An amazing handsome man that takes care of the people and things he love. He may look mean and built like a bus but he’s gotta big heart and an even bigger cock. He loves to play sports and contribute to his country. He hopes to keep increasing in the Navy.

Person 1: who’s that guy

Person 2: I heard that’s Zach and if you get in the bed with him he’ll straighten your pipes.

by Uhhhh daddy December 3, 2020

Zach

a smart, cute and hilarious person he can make you smile when you think you are going to cry he can make you laugh and smile he is an amazing friend and don’t know how you can live with out him. A week with out him can make you feel sad and lonely he knows what to see in girls can fix any problems you have with other people and there is no way you don’t love him already

zach is so funny

by teamwheel March 21, 2022