Zach

Gay af and likes to get handjobs from a dude named Leo

Zach is bicurious in 7th

by Ballsinyourjaws October 13, 2020

Zach

He is the most amazing boyfriend/guy friend you could ever get he is so sweet and cuddly on the inside although all he shows on the outside is the dark emo slipknot obsessed child that we all love his glowing honey coloured eyes and shoulder length curly soft brown hair is all you need in life.

Person 1: Holy sh*t look at how cute Zach is

Person 2: ikr im so jealous

by homosexual that lives next doo March 19, 2019

Zach

A dumb bitch who never appreciates you and when a new game comes out puts you out on the street for trash pick up .

A Zach will never love you forever only after they find a new game .

by Mrs Falgoust June 25, 2020

zached

rounding up the split tab so you can over charge your friends

Went to the bar the other night with Jason and the tab came to $110. Jason sent me an apple pay request for $60. Totally zached me. What a douche.

by mrmixx August 24, 2022

Zach

A very cute and creative man with curly hair snd hazel eyes. Always makes your day happier when he calls or texts you and you literally explode when he calls you “love”. You want to marry this man. Npbut ag the same time hes a fatass who eats hella and gains no weight and will not hesitate to take you into the bathroom when he needs to take a giant spookie dookie.

Zach, you dont need to keep eating sam’s club pizza

by Saturnluvr November 21, 2023

Zach

The leader of the frat. Zach is a guy who is a fuckin rager. He is always down to party and is the ultimate milf puller. He will steal your girl without even try and don’t even think of taking his girl because he could beat your ass. Zach is fucking yolked as well.

“Damn is that Zach the guy with a big dick?”

“Oh my gosh Zach your so hot”

by anonymous January 31, 2021

Zach

Zach is honestly a great guy, but he has his flaws like all people do. Zach is the kind of guy who will make you fall in love with him and want to be with him every single second of the day. But Zach is a no go for commitment or anything serious, he's not willing to settle down. But he's smart, talented, sweet, nerdy, extremely loyal, and very outgoing, not to mention has a tasteful sense of style. But again, as soon as you meet a Zach he can be gone just like that. So if you meet one never let him go, be yourself, and cherish the time you do have with him while you still have it.

Zach is such a great guy

by Cashew March 13, 2019