Going for a Woodhead

The excretion of an unusually large amount of fecal matter from the anus. Generally contains traces of crisps.

Back in a moment, I'm just going for a woodhead.

by silverbacklover September 26, 2010

Chocolate Covered Wooden Nickel

A butt hole anus brown eye stink star

Go to jail and you may just take it in the chocolate covered wooden nickel

by Paisley_pony March 28, 2012

The Crusty Woodpecker

A sex act in which the Male must have a penis head covered in dry, crusty semen (see Dick Cheese) and he will then go on to thrust it into his partners vagina. The male will then have short intervals to break into snarky laughter, comparable to Woody the Woodpecker.

"Yeah man, gave her The Crusty Woodpecker last night"
"You what?!?"

by WiseOldSilverback October 4, 2016

Doing a Wooley

Getting killed in fortnite while still parachuting from the battle bus

Person 1: How why fuck are we duo squading

Person 2: cause person 3 and 4 are doing a wooley

by Artic destroyer December 30, 2018

Sailor with a wooden leg

When the girl is giving you a blowjob you pull out when you cum and shoot her in the eye and when she gets up you kick her leg so she walks like she had a wooden leg and a shut eye like she has an eye patch

She looked like a sailor with a wooden leg after i was done with here

by Gabberke December 30, 2022

whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.

Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.

by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023

whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.

Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.

by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023