I can only piss with the cock i've got

A British phrase used when someone isn't satisfied with something you do or offer, and that you can't do anything about.

Example/Situation

Barry is doing an extension on a house for someone with limited tools/workforce.

Dave: "Mate this is taking you forever"

Barry: "Alright! I can only piss with the cock i've got!"

by tomex June 15, 2008

With all due respect

A term that is used to diffuse the impact of an insult. This has been used, albeit to poor effect, in parliament.

Paul Gogarty, a member of Ireland's Green Party, unloaded some fairly colourful language on Labour Party member Emmet Stagg during a debate using this term.

"With all due respect and in the most unparliamentary language, f**k you Deputy Stagg, f**k you, ". He then added, "I apologize now for my use of unparliamentary language."

by PMcP April 14, 2010

I'll fuck with that

A phrase meaning you will do something that is in question.

friend: you want to get some food?

you: yeah I'll fuck with that.

by Raptors10823 October 25, 2008

force to be reckoned with

Fig. someone or something that is important and powerful and must not be ignored

Mr. L. Grimes is a force to be reckoned with. Take into consideration that he is a very powerful force.

by The sun DAWNS in the east. March 16, 2010

Three streets in Chicago that rhyme with vagina

Paulina, Malvina and Lunt

Name three streets in Chicago that rhyme with Vagina.

Ok. Paulina, Malvina and Lunt.

Right!

by King Vic August 2, 2008

Wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole

A female that is repulsively skanky/ugly.
Not only would you never sleep with her, being 10 feet away is still too close.

"I wouldn't touch that slut with a 10 foot pole, unless I was smashing her over the head with it."

by Diego November 12, 2003

The Witcher 3

The worst thing you could ever play, because once you do, it'll ruin every other game for you.

"Whats wrong with Dick? He hasn't logged onto steam in a month"
"Oh you haven't heard? He played The Witcher 3"
"NO! Not Dick!"
"I'm sorry."

by Mr. Professor Johnson April 19, 2018