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What singer Justin Bieber said after he got pelted by a water bottle on the head.
Ow! That didn't feel good. I don't why she just threw that at me.
by Tazz69 August 11, 2010
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attention bitches and ho's of urban dictionary publishing staff! you motherfuckers better start posting my words or ima gonna come and eat u through the penis/vagina or both if u have them!!

love kelsey
(why arnt you publishing my words... cause your a faggot!)
by doctor kelsey October 13, 2011
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I’ve had this question for a real long time I’m bad boy and it’s plain to see. So why don’t good girls fall in love with me
Guy 1- he Albert still plays Pokémon go..
Guy 2- why do good girls like bad guys?
Guy 1- bud, we will never know
by Skoooler December 5, 2018
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Apparently in the Google search engine, some person(s) had looked up this very question numerous times and this question has a tendency to pop up in Google suggests if you type in "Why Wont".

~The Myth~

It seems that either it was simply something funny to look up while surfing the grand internet, Or some sick twisted individual was actually wondering why his beloved(Or hated) bird would not eat his fully solid stool.

~The facts~

In some cases however, a tame bird will not attain proper nutrition from just its mundane bird seed and will turn to eating its own stool for what nutrients might have been missed out on by its digestive system. It is feasible that human diarrhea contains much more unused nutrients.

Diarrhea is essentially stool not digested to its full potential. Thus only a fraction of the nutrients have been absorbed. Leaving it in the stool itself.

It seems that perhaps some hopeless moron was actually trying to get a house hold bird to eat feces.
Ted: "Hey Bob why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea?"

Bob: "You need help..."
by Kazen the cannibal July 11, 2010
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A rhetorical question, asked in an ironic sense, derived from a supposed conservative tendency to view disagreement as unpatriotic. It is chiefly used in two situations: when a non-conservative points out something damning to the orthodoxy, and when a conservative says soemthing that reveals hypocrisy.
"So, then, gay marriage will destroy society, but Abu Ghraib was perfectly okay?" "Why do you hate America so much?"

"I'm all for free enterprise, but when companies start offering domestic-partner benefits, free enterprise has gone too far." "Why do you hate America so much?"
by Doctor Whom May 24, 2005
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