What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap

Used in situations when someone comments on something that you really don't care about.

How to use:
1. Say "what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap"
2. Point both your thumbs at yourself
3. Say your name followed by "nice to meet you"

"Now when the dark prince finally does call you home, please promise me you'll donate your body to Science and i don't mean medical science but NASA because when those buzzcuts all but given up on trying to figure out what a black hole is and they get one look at that space where your heart is suppose to be, well by golly they are going to say 'oh yeah, thats what it is!'"
"Hey Champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?"
Thumbs go up
"Bob Kelso, nice to meet you!"

by Madonkadonk2 May 20, 2009

what the crazy

a way to say crazy with more of a emphasis on crazy and said with negativity.

Michael: look at the dead possom!
Kevin: What the crazy!!

by michael chi October 20, 2006

What A Head

A call (comeback) invented by the Aussie Icon, SuperWog.
Best results acheved when said very quickly and loud.

e.g of "What A Head"
(paper ball gets thrown at Superwog)

superwog: WATAHEAD!

by adomatto March 6, 2010

What the ham?

An expresion used in elementary school when you don't want to get detention for cursing. More sophisticated than saying what the heck.

*Teacher passed back tests.*
KID 1: What did you get?
KID 2: A
KID 1: What the ham?!? I got a D!

by Hatashi Bendari August 22, 2011

what cat

W...what cat?

Barney: You mean it's working? For real this time? Because... I still have nightmares about that cat.
Kleiner: No, no... there's NOTHING to be worried about.
Alyx: What cat?
Kleiner: We've made major strides since then.
Alyx: What cat!?

by RaspberryTimbre November 1, 2013

what a thrill

A Reference to Metal Gear solid 3: snake eater. the quote is usually associated with a sequence where the theme of the game plays during a two minuet sequence of climbing a ladder. this quote being the very first line of the song, and that being the beginning of the infamous ladder climb, climbing ladders and uttering the quote are often seen together within the company of metal gear fans.

*starts climbing ladder* what a thrill... with darkness and silence through the night...

by Hailix April 11, 2017

oh what now

1.) Something to say after you insult someone.
2.) Something you say after you've been insulted by that jackass in your other classes, etc. and then you just said something really mean and nasty to them.

1.) Dude 1: You're a #@$$@$^%@$%@$!#% $^$@@!!! Oh what now!?
Dude 2: ....

2.)Dude 1: *says nasty comment*
Dude 2: *says even NASTIER comment* Oh what now, bitch?!?!?!? HUH?!?!?

by Elizabeth March 3, 2005