vampire-bat stroking

The act of stroking upside down, facing your penis towards your mouth as you perch like a bat.

Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?

Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.

by unfortunatethoughts May 23, 2025

Vampire Weekend

A weekend where you party all night and sleep all day (atleast 2 days in a row)

1) we’re gonna live it up time for a Vampire Weekend
2) I wanna get totally fucked up lets pull a Vampire Weekend

by riotgrrl1923 August 01, 2021

Vampire Weekend

A weekend where you party all night and sleep all day

Bitch this is gonna be the shit fuck it lets pull a vampire weekend

by riotgrrl1923 August 01, 2021

Vampire-o-saurus

A vampire dinosaur (of any type of dinosaur).

The mad scientist turned a T-Rex into a vampire-o-saurus.

by Sparkle200 November 06, 2023

vampire hunters three

one of the, if not, the best games ever made on roblox. features a wide variety of character customization tools like over 15 hairstyles (i think), a buncha different eye sizes/shapes, pupil colors, and even voices. nearly buggless, but not perfect, creating a great experience everytime you join. no this game doesn't suck, it's amazing

oh man, i just can't wait to go home and play some vampire hunters three all day

by oofman9009 March 27, 2024

Pussy vampire

Its a guy who needs pussy as often as possible to survive

Jonathan: What’s wrong August?

August: dude I haven’t hade my penis in 37 degrees wet for at least a week I think i’m going to kill myself

Jonathan: you’re such a pussy vampire

by Agge9814 August 09, 2019

Protein Vampire

An individual that cannot get enough of the man butter.

She sucked me dry last night. Crazy protein vampire.

by Outside Pee'er March 10, 2023