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Hissing Troll

Noun: A creature of Welsh origin that can often be found rolling around the gutters of London's fashionable Soho district on Tuesday & Friday nights. Can be identified by its distinct features, so horrific they often cause severe vomitting upon sight. If seen wearing pink underpants caution is advised as it is likely to be so intoxicated it will have been rolling around in gutters and may hiss violently if approached. It has an utter fascination with the Orient and can often be found with a mouth full of Thai or Chinese.
oh my, that Hissing Troll is an utter disgrace!
by Troglodytic Supporters United October 26, 2013
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Trolled mad

The type of anger caused by being trolled onlined. Symptoms include passive aggresive behavior, psychosis, paranoia, alcoholism, addiction, homicide, suicide, depression, and sore assholes.
Bro wasn't just mad, he was trolled mad.
by bout it bout it bout it October 29, 2010
mugGet the Trolled madmug.

tile trolling

n. the act of seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor - similar to carpet farming

var.: tile troll n. one who is known to get down on all fours seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor.

v. tile troll- to perform the act known as tile trolling, as done by a tile troll
Dat Yusef be sicka den all gets go- he still be pickin thruz dat dam cat litta spilt on dat lin-o-lee-um flo--hopins he gonna sco sumthin- dam foo. Dam ass foo!
by galcoolest March 17, 2005
mugGet the tile trollingmug.

Closet Troll

A person who seems like a nice, quiet person, but is really a troll when online. They act sweet and innocent in person, but their secret hobby is trolling.
Hey man, did you know Suzy was such a closet troll? Yeah, she seems so nice and quiet at school, but she totally trolls online.

Wow, you're so nice around people, but I've seen some of your comments. You're such a closet troll!
by Daniellescookie November 27, 2011
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Team Trolling

Verb. The act of trolling in coordination with one or more other trolls to maximize efficiency and effect. Is often used to create the illusion of mass hatred toward certain parties.
Scott: "Hey me and a buddy are team trolling this chicks blog so that maybe then she'll sleep with me. Wanna help me out?"

Austin: "Alright spam jew and then I'll throw a tits or gtfo at her."
by FURST!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 5, 2010
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Troll Shitting

Someone who posts multiple complaints just to complain about something.
Bob can't stop posting complaints about the original posters topic subject. He's troll shitting all over the topic.
by RealLivesMatter February 20, 2015
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Lost troll

A version of a internet troll where the troll makes a comment on a subject with a message completely irrelevant to the topic or discussion at hand for the purpose of confusing and bewildering readers and participants of the discussion. A milder kind of trolling where readers might take the troll for someone truly lost on the internet.
In a discussion about My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic a lost troll may post the following:

"Yes. It needs to be a lower temp though. The glue gun melts it too fast because it's too hot. The crayon itself keeps running as well due to the higher temp. I'm trying to make some kind of adjustable temperature version. I'm thinking of doing the same as soldering pencil manufacturers do with their products."

Prompting replies in the likeness of "what are you doing here?".
by Achmedsander October 8, 2013
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