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¡¿What the foci?!

¡¿What the foci?! is an expression that is relatively unknown and unused, considering that each year millions of high school students worldwide experience a great need for such a phrase. This phrase is simultaneously a profane question and exclamation, and so a fukquestatement. Within the realm of high school mathematics, a "focus" is a point within the interior of an "ellipse" (a circle that stayed out too late the night before, i.e. ellipsicated). An ellipse is one of the conic sections aka connexations sic. In fact, there are two such points, and the plural is foci (as in octupus / octupi). Students are often asked to find the foci of an ellipse in a homework problem or on a test. Typically, this situation arises in the spring of the school year for students in Algebra 2.
Some students had no problem figuring out the details of conic sections during the exam. However, the twins, who had instead been pondering the associated study of connexations earlier that spring instead, did have a problem. After being asked to describe the two most important points within the interior of an ellipse, bewildered and frustrated, the twins simply felt ellipsicated, looked at each other across the room and nodded in silent agreement, ¡¿What the foci?!
by nothinc April 6, 2019
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tricommo what

'tri' as in trigganomatry and 'commo' as in the spanish word for what. used when one is confused.
"The cube root of 234987987 is divided by the variable within the radican."
"TRICOMMO WHAT?!
by giustina January 30, 2005
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what the shrek

what the shrek can be used when you screw up something. it can also be used when you are high asf and don’t know what to do. it is a word that kinda clears the air
person 1: *running*
person 1: *trips*

person 1: ah what the shrek

person 2: *goes to a bar*
person 3 *stares weirdly at person 2s pants*
person 2: what the shrek

person 3: lmaoooo dude
by yummy ummy March 6, 2020
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what. the. frick.

when you are surprised, confused, and in a church all at the same time.
see WTF and WTH
P1: lmao look up blue waffles
P2: what. the. frick.
P3: WHAT THE HECK WE'RE IN CHURCH P1
by yardardar April 1, 2021
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What the McFuck

When you wait in line for Szechwan sauce at McDonald's for an hour, but then the employees tell you that they sold out at 5 am.
Employee: "I'm sorry ma'am we sold out of Szechwan sauce this morning."
Greg: "WHAT THE MCFUCK??!!"
by the kid from that one class October 14, 2017
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what’s plots

your boy asking you what you are tying to do later on
yo bro what’s plots this weekend?
by DNabuser September 30, 2023
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