Student A: My teacher put me in detention!!!
Student B: Yeah she is a fucking bitch!!!
Teacher (comes in): WTF DID YOU SAY?????? YOU'RE SUSPENDED!!!!!!!
Student B: Yeah she is a fucking bitch!!!
Teacher (comes in): WTF DID YOU SAY?????? YOU'RE SUSPENDED!!!!!!!
by jok3risgoodandmurderseverone July 22, 2016
Get the teachermug. A person with such a foul mouth or persona that he/she could teach a bunch of sailors a thing or two.
"John is such a sailor teacher! Did you hear that dead baby joke he just told?"
"Lindsey may have been around a few times, but she's no sailor teacher"
"Lindsey may have been around a few times, but she's no sailor teacher"
by bizzle.jb May 22, 2007
Get the sailor teachermug. Someone who finds symbolism in every word on the page and puts more thought into the writing than the actual author did.
For example;
Author: "John ate spaghetti for lunch"
What the English teacher thinks:
The spaghetti represents the pain and suffering us humans face every single day, and by John voluntarily eating this spaghetti, this represents the self destructive nature of us Homosapiens.
What the author actually meant:
John ate Fucking Spaghetti for lunch!
Author: "John ate spaghetti for lunch"
What the English teacher thinks:
The spaghetti represents the pain and suffering us humans face every single day, and by John voluntarily eating this spaghetti, this represents the self destructive nature of us Homosapiens.
What the author actually meant:
John ate Fucking Spaghetti for lunch!
by dehydrated water May 10, 2022
Get the English teachermug. 
by Obama UwU suzy baka April 25, 2022
Get the (April 25) national slap your teacher day!mug. by Sketti-Butters September 15, 2022
Get the Teacher With Benefitsmug.