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neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk

this term is used to describe

1) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody, that even most experts in the field that the said problem relates to can't make head or tail of it.

2) a phrase meaning 'neither here nor there'
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us a physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you mentally challenged, and therefore lazy, or are you normal, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I'm neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk, just a little peeved. Bear with me; today i feel eccentric and just wanna complain my head off for no specific reason.

boy 2) lol Peter
by Sexydimma January 3, 2013
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Dawn Knight

The definition of a best friend. Always there for you, and always fun to be around.
If you want to know how to be a good friend, see Dawn Knight.
by Dr. Dreidel Sr. August 30, 2018
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Knight Carver

An extremely homosexual person, who shows many homo like tendancies.

Someone you want to avoid unless you are into that type of thing, BUT STUFF.....
Person 1: Lol, that guy is such a Knight Carver
Person 2: Fo sho
by B Rocking ur world January 1, 2009
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Asher Knight

Asher Knight (Atom/Atomusician) is a musician who does Friday Night Funkin, Five Nights At Freddy's, Undertale, & Baldi's Basics Songs, and Sometimes ORIGINAL music for fun (his most recent one being "get out of my head" at the moment. He ALSO does commentary related to things he finds interesting.

He works on MANY friday night funkin mods, such as:
Glitched Legends, Cartoon Groovin', Clonin Catastrophe, Huggy Wuggy Remastered, Darkened Broadcast, Darkness Takeover B-Sides, Monday Morning Afternoon Suffering, Asher's Mega Collection, Vs Sonic.exe Shitpost Crusaders, Funky Night Underground, FNF Vs Asher Revamp, FNF vs Bear5 the fivest five you've ever, HTF x FNF x PIBBY, FNF Matt Retake, FNFM BLAST TO THE PAST, Distorted Contamination, Horror Funkin. Nostalgia Nights Funkin', CN TAKEOVER UNOFFICIAL PROJECT, Dis-Mixed, Vs Sonic.app, Coquers, PC Port, B-Sides Indie Cross, FNFM Binary Calamity, DT REIMAGINED, Elmore's Extremety, Pibby Apocalypse B-Sides, Dearest's Dark Desires, FNF UNNAMED EARTHBOUND MOD, Dusty Blood, FNF Vs Jaisen, and a SUPER SECRET PROJECT!! he even has his very own website :D anyway here is one last fun fact before I end this: did you know Ashers oc was inspired by baldi?
Asher Knight is a great musician
by GL1TCHYDICTIONARYWRITER March 24, 2024
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The Knight's Espionage

The most goated possible move in casual street rules chess, whereby a pawn instakills every single piece in its diagonal in both directions.
"Bro she played the knight's espionage - I was so cooked, there was no coming back from such an elite play."
by FreakyBoy25 May 5, 2025
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Morpho Knight

The final boss of Isolated Isles in Kirby & The Forgotten Land, absorbing Fecto Forgo/ID-F86 after Kirby defeats the Forgo controlled Leongar.
Morpho Knight is the penultimate boss of the Ultimate Colloseum Z.
He is known to cast judgement on important battles by spectating as an orange Butterfly before fighting the self proclaimed winner of the fight, which is always Kirby.

Notable mention, he appears in Kirby Star Allies, more specifically Guest Star ???? Star Allies Go! Where he also appears as the final boss.
The Reborn Butterfly, Castor of Judgement, Fluttering Dream Eater, Knightly Butterfly, Dark-Winged Disaster, Fluttering Fiend, and objectively the coolest Knight, it's Morpho Knight!
by Jerry Berry the... Merry February 25, 2024
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Banana knighting

Cumming on a girls right shoulder and then left shoulder whilst singing the national anthem.
Mate, pulled an absolute blinder lastnight. Got involved with a bit o banana knighting with two birds. Forgot the words to the national anthem though. Cheeky.
by Stephaniekate88 June 19, 2018
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