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I can't stop masturbating to grapes

Holy shit. I am fucking turned on by grapes. Whenever I feel the soft, slimy outer skin, I get turned on. I slowly peel off the wet skin of a green grape, and start to feel its inner flesh. I squeeze the grape onto my dick and feel aroused as the grape crushes against my rock hard boner. I ejaculate my cock with the grape in my hand and feel pleasured as my dick is penetrated by the grape seeds. In a clash of flavor, I begin to climax, with the grape seeds getting shot out at the window, shattering the glass. I then stack a pile of grapes which i sit on. As the grapes enter my ass, I begin to shit out cum, shit, and grape juice all at once on the floor. When I run out of grapes, I contemplate suicide and begin to hang myself until the noose breaks due to my weight, and I begin to ejaculate again with more grapes.
Ari, Ari I love your huge ass grapes *moan*
by Ari-Ari February 2, 2022
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Grape

me love grape 😻
by no_bitches?? February 7, 2022
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Grape Juice

grape juice is purple. y e s.
My grandma like grape juice. i found it in her casket with chiken wing bones too. i cant find her though, she missing
by Bille Jean April 7, 2022
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grape child

kokichi oma - danganronpq v3

he's ok
person 1 - hey yknow grape child?

person 2 - yeah isn't that kokichi oma?
by nagito_komeada January 6, 2021
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Le chicken the grapes

so I went to the park and my sister at home walked in the green and filed and I was going to drive back home so walking around my house I pet my dog that ate fish and his pal mug man and his pal mug man
le chicken the grapes the yes the what
“What are you even saying”
by Yes the no January 20, 2021
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the international grape popping competition

A competition where women see how many male genitalia they can pop in 30seconds

The world record is 89!
Boy: The international grape popping competition is on on Friday and you going to go

Girl: No last time I got juice all over me
by Big_dick_kelly February 2, 2021
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grape

to hit someone with a bus so precisely that their skin peels off, leaving them as a meaty peeled grape
yeah, I heard Kevin got graped.
by peachwithglasses February 6, 2021
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