Time fapping

The act of masturbating while having a lit explosive in the anus.

-"His asshole is really bloody today". -"Yeah, looks like he lost a time fapping sesh".

by Jack_Daniels_3572 February 19, 2025

Silent but deadly fap

A gap in which you have to silently masterbation while in the same room as someone else without getting caught

Person A "hey what were you up to last night?"
Person B "I was doing the silent but deadly fap challenge, how about you?"

by Wanna date? November 10, 2019

Unexpected Fap

When something is presented for non-sexual purposes but turns out to be sexy.

Check out this video of a lady talking about bees.
Unexpected fap.

by Murzon December 8, 2022

FAP

FAP /map/ (verb)

An acronym for Foot placement, Arm swing, and Posture. It is the correct form to use while running up hill, especially while doing strides during or after a run, or any time you like.

"Hey mom, I'm going on a run." "Okay honey, don't forget to FAP."

"I feel like my workout isn't going well, maybe it's time I cut out dairy and start working on fapping."

"Fapping is an essential part of the 10-day training cycle"

by LiveLoveRunning December 20, 2021

cheese fap

Too cum in someone’s sandwich

Did you cheese fap today ?

by Cheese cap master June 2, 2021

Fap-A-Thon

The action of masturbating for a extended period of time until you recieve friction burns

Jahaziel loves performing his weekly fap-a-thons after James Charles releases a new makeup video.

by A1 Purple December 22, 2024

Faps

Faps .. fake ass pieces of shit.

Hiphop/rap term

big mouth wanna be, hypocritical haters, talk the the talk but can’t walk the walk.

Faps bro fake ass pieces of shit thats all they are..
to tell the truth man i aint go no time for these FAPS and that’s facts..
Fuck them keyboard warriors homie, dont sweat it they just a bunch of FAPS for real

by WestOzAlien December 26, 2019