I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 1, 2023

.7.9.7.3.4.3.7.9.7.Your Body Is Going To Get Slimmer When I Smack Your Back On Any Corner.7.9.7.3.4.3.7.9.7.

.7.9.7.3.4.3.7.9.7.Your Body Is Going To Get Slimmer When I Smack Your Back On Any Corner.7.9.7.3.4.3.7.9.7.

.7.9.7.3.4.3.7.9.7.Your Body Is Going To Get Slimmer When I Smack Your Back On Any Corner.7.9.7.3.4.3.7.9.7.

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

When I Walk, You Can Not Breathe

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When I Walk, You Can Not Breathe

by Reninu March 17, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I Will SMack YOur BAck When I AM Out On THe ROad<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Will SMack YOur BAck When I AM Out On THe ROad<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Will SMack YOur BAck When I AM Out On THe ROad<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

WHEN WILL THEY PUBLISH THE 56 DEFINTIONS I WROTE

what i be saying to myself

WHEN WILL THEY PUBLISH THE 56 DEFINTIONS I WROTE

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

when the corn is past it’s prime

simple, when taylor’s cooch is so far up, you can smell the corn!

hey pooh! look at taylor, that corn is coochie! when the corn is past it’s prime

by squigglysquirrels99 October 17, 2019

When

Another was of saying when did I ask as a response to literally anything

Extra points if they actually reply with when it happened

Person 1: “Yo my grandma died on Wednesday,”
Person 2: “When”
Person 1: “On Wednesday”
Person 2: “When did I fucking ask”

by ConnorSmithWontSuckYourDick November 3, 2019