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Water-wipe

Verb:

When, preferably before taking a shower, you are sitting on the toilet and have to take a crap. When said crap is completed, one will totally skip the art of wiping such anus where said crap came out of and, instead, will simply turn the shower on, walk inside of it and bend over.

Once bent over the person will spread there cheeks and have the water hit directly on it, washing away said crap quickly and cleanly (sort of).
Person 1 "Hey man, yesterday I took a crap that had one of those infinite f*cking shit stains going on""

Person 2 "Damn, I hate those. How did you get it off?"

Person 1 "Just yelled 'I'm tired of this sh*t!' and stood up, marched to the shower turned it on and water-wiped that piece of crap."

Person 2 "... Dude, that's disgusting."
by Proe24 February 13, 2010
mugGet the Water-wipemug.

Water Roulette

When you and the boys jump on a large plastic water bottle (1.5 Litres) and you keep jumping at someone until it explodes on the person facing the bottle cap, leaving him soaked in water.
Let’s play Water Roulette lads.
by Water Roulette June 14, 2023
mugGet the Water Roulettemug.

Youth Water

A secret beverage enjoyed by members of the 1z collective
Ghostride Neeko was sauced off the youth water
by twotimesxx May 29, 2018
mugGet the Youth Watermug.

flint water

Water that tastes like it could cause prenatal disfiguration.
I never drink from that drinking fountain; it dispenses flint water.
by Slurpadurpapurp August 23, 2016
mugGet the flint watermug.

water beaner

A person of Hispanic descent who looks like a Mexican but is from the Caribbean
Person 1: bro did you hear Hernandez is from Puerto Rico
Person 2: I always knew he was a water beaner
by Theskanklicker69 January 14, 2023
mugGet the water beanermug.

Diet Water

The only acceptable beverage allowed to be consumed in 2018. Drinking diet water makes you da realest in yo city, hella rich, and gets you all the hoes 100% guaranteed. The phrase came from trash ass soundcloud rapper, Lil AmountOfCash.
Lame ass nigga: "Aye cuz, I just poured a four!"

Me: "Smh, goofy ass nigga, that's why you ain't got no sauce. You need to be pouring up some diet water!"
mugGet the Diet Watermug.

gray water

"im not going in there, mm-mm, its gray water."
"whats gray water?"
"JnNjnd!! Its basically piss and shit!"
by stanleyuris- September 24, 2017
mugGet the gray watermug.

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