HE is a sexy pigeon man who takes pictures of toes. but he loves licking pigs with his bernie sanders buttwhole.
he twerks out naked shrek's on saturday's in MAC DONALDS . he rides frog people
he twerks out naked shrek's on saturday's in MAC DONALDS . he rides frog people
by IDK SEXY MIKE September 11, 2020
Get the sexy mikemug. When a solution is addressed in the most complicated fashion imaginable, and with the best of intentions, with the ultimate worst case outcome resulting.
I went to the library to print out the mapquest directions to my interview. My friend picked me up, and knew roughly where the location was. About halfway there we turned to the directions to find the exact location. After following themwe we’re back at my starting point. I had read to them the return directions. It was a Mike strike for sure.
by Vagablonde May 4, 2019
Get the Mike Strikemug. THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.
by The Real Mike Jason May 1, 2019
Get the MIKE JASONmug. 
Get the Coach Mikemug. Drunk as fuck -to the point of no return, crashing golf carts and shit. Pretty much just idlin' but reekin of vodka.
Man did you see that fool do a hit and run after the safety meeting in the buggy and then wreck that unit by the pond?! That dude's miked up.
by Rat jizz April 27, 2017
Get the Miked upmug. by Scum Lord Brayden January 12, 2017
Get the Mike Mowinskimug. Mike Hunt whether serious or a funny kahoot name in class is is the most serious thing in the world calling someone "my cunt"
by AntTheSauceGod April 10, 2022
Get the Mike Huntmug.