Mask ugly

When you see an attractive person in a public place, and then you realize that they are not wearing a mask, or are wearing a mask incorrectly.

Jack. Did you get the milk from the store? Brian: I did, saw a fine lady, but she was mask ugly, had it down around her chin the whole time she was in the store. People were hacking and coughing around her too, not enough sense to put her mask on. Really sad.

by H.R Broussard. October 9, 2020

Pull your mask down

The worst thing a person can hear.

Person 1: Pull your mask down let me see your face.
Person 2 *dies*

by enlargedimplant November 1, 2021

Gas mask

The female version of tea bagging. A woman lowers her vagina over the nose and mouth.

Tristan: I fell asleep on the couch and when I woke up Blaire was giving me a Gas mask

by Harbourama December 21, 2014

Presidential Mask

When you ejaculate on your partner’s face and then have them roll their face in a pile of paper money. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep.

Hey Cam, I cashed my stimulus check and my wife said I could give her a presidential mask!

by Biggest Boss Man May 23, 2021

mask malfunction

A failure to wear a mask correctly

Reluctant-Masker: *refusing to wear a mask correctly*
Bystander: Mask malfunction, put your goddamn mask on correctly.

by guymcguyperson September 23, 2021

Bane's Mask

Farting into a cupped hand then holding it over a girls nose and mouth.

My girlfriend was bitchin so I gave her Bane's Mask.

by Monkeyfartcheese December 10, 2015

mask does wonders

When you see someone's face for the first time and they looked better with the man on.

My doctor is a mdw ( mask does wonders).

by Kalgirl February 27, 2022