Mario Dick

When the guy is about to have sex with you but he pulls down his pants and Danny Devito dressed as Mario pops put.

Yo dude, I was getting violently fucked last night but the guy turned out to be a Mario Dick

by Vvvvvvvvvviagra42069 May 21, 2019

Marioed

To Uppercut someone so hard coin's fly out their ass hole.

"Yo did you see Mike Get Marioed last night during the match?"

by Wild Production's January 14, 2022

Evil Mario

WILL THEY CRACK KURONA HELL YEAH
WILL THEY CRACK HIORI HELL YEAH
WILL THEY CRACK BAROU IN HIS MAID OUTFIT
WILL THEY TELL NEXUS TO KYS HELL YEAH

Evil Mario: I WILL BE CRACKING HIORI AND KURONA WHILE TELLING NEXUS TO KYS

by Rosufanboy#104729492 June 7, 2025

Ice Mario

A demon form of the regular Mario responsible for slaughtering Mars. His body is made of ice and is known for killing minorities.

"Holy shit Ice Mario just mutilated some Croatians"

by Grunt Co. June 1, 2022

Super Mario World

Super Mario World is an amazing girl, she is nice but when you mess with her or her friends she can be sassy. She is very smart and will always prove a point. Super Mario World will do anything she puts her mind to and will always succeed, when someone tells her she can't she does. Super Mario World can always keep a secret no matter what. Her smile can make anyones day be amazing. She cares about all her friends and always make sure they are happy. Super Mario World is a beautiful and charming girl, who cares alot about her friends and family.

So... I may have fallen for this girl.. Her name is Super Mario World.

What's she like?

She's amazing. She already stole my heart. I love her with everything I have.

You better hold on to her, man. She sounds like a keeper.

by Booplesnooty September 17, 2023

mario

some red guy who is obsessed with eating steroid mushrooms and slaughters turtles for a living

in the distance: it's a me, mario!

peach: oh fuck this psycho is back again commander toad arm the soldiers and ready the nuclear missles

by azurean May 7, 2021

Super Mario Odyssey 2

A Game that may never happen. All thanks to Super Mario Bros. Wonder and Elephant Mario.

So I was hyping myself up for Super Mario Odyssey 2, only for Super Mario Bros. Wonder to be announced?! This is Bullshit! I'm never buying anything from Nintendo again! - Bitter Mario Fan

by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023