A Marchodel Tech

To touch or use modified techniques(Tech Freakouts,Ointment,Latino lube) To please anyman that has the name Marcels tiny chode

Omg did you here that Jessica gave a marchodel tech to the mentalmidgetmarcel….. No way that’s disgusting

by Chodelasaul erectis August 12, 2024

tech ten

An ugly fat chick that would be a 1 anywhere besides Michigan tech university

That girl was eye fucking me but nah, she's a tech ten and we ain't in the u.p.

by MSU 111 April 18, 2016

Shower Tech

When you turn the shower so hot that it starts to steam up the whole room. While you are jerking off in the shower and when you bust with the heat and steam you pass out due too lack of oxygen from the steam and the pressure from busting all over the showers walls.

Yeah Trent I'll hop on Overwatch after I hit the Shower Tech real quick.

by datboyjay October 3, 2025

chad tech

A Football Fusion tech that retarded new gens use

TheGlobalQBbuddy: Omg I death boosted with chad tech!
d0gexz: nigga what

by RobloxParker2008 May 1, 2021

Nike Tech Demon

a dude who wears a nike tech and does funny shit and identifies as a Nike Tech Demon

Whats your name? Nike Tech Demon.

by Nike Tech Demon September 25, 2023

tech tyke

A middle aged man child who uses expensive gadgets to cause chaos or damage to the area around him, often without an understanding of the underlying technology. See Script Kiddie.

Ugh... The tech tykes messed up the gas sign. Someone aught to poison their supply chain.
--or--
The tech tykes are trying to use responsible disclosure to validate their irresponsible disclosure of vulnerabilities.

by Saint90s May 18, 2023

tech-ditzy

(Pronouned Tek-ditsee) An adjective describing someone who is slow to catch on to any uses of technology.

The tech-ditzy gentleman lifted his mouse in the air and moved it around and around like a play airplane, hoping this would move the cursor on the computer screen.

by suzannadanna May 18, 2011